January 31, 2024

What Do Gay Horses Eat?


There's a lot of gay readings you could conceivably make from the story of 'War Horse,' but one of the most fun and unexpected ones involves food. Joey and Topthorn, the two horses at the center of the film, always look 10 times more meticulously groomed than their war-weary counterparts — which warrants gay readings in themselves — and their caregivers also deserve some serious homoerotic love. The film's depiction of their relationship is especially foxy.


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