February 2, 2024

War Horse - What Do Gay Horses Say?

While the horse in this year's blockbuster War Horse is not quite gay enough to be the subject of a Nicholas Sparks adaptation, there are some rather egregious homoerotic moments throughout the movie. The two male horses (Joey and Topthorn) are constantly compared to each other, looking 10 times more meticulously groomed than any of the other horses in the film, even when they are doing hard labor. They are even referred to as "two boys," and their relationship is presented in a way that warrants a gay reading. Young male horses are known to mount each other, but this is more of an adolescent practice than a permanent orientation.


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