Gay jokes can be a playful way to celebrate the vibrancy of the LGBTQ community. While they often hinge on stereotypes, gay humor can be a tool for bringing people together and building understanding of diversity. Sometimes it’s just fun to take the piss out of ourselves. Check out these gay jokes that’ll have you laughing out loud.
A man walks into a bar with a wad of cash and buys so much alcohol that the bartender can’t under good conscience serve him anymore. The man says to the bartender, “If you’d like, I can give you some of it on the house.”
A gay man was a piano player in a mariachi band. He could play any kind of music except classical. Why? Because he was gay.
My dyslexic gay friend loves February 14th because it’s Vaseline Day. He also thinks it’s Count Chocula’s birthday.
A couple checks into a hotel and there’s a fire. Who will leave first? You’d assume the lesbians, but they’re packing their sh*t. The gay couple, however, have already packed theirs and are ready to go lickety-split. They’ll get there first because they’re gay! Besides, their dicks are packed tight. And they use ribbed condoms because they have more traction in the mud. That’s why they will leave before the lesbians! You know, to avoid the other men. Those guys are jerks! And if they get the last laugh, it’s not fair. But I guess it’s really just a matter of pride.